I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world